GEN WHY?

 

 

CHARACTERS

 

Depressed Girl

 

BF and GF

 

The Sponge Lip Synchers

 

Stoner Dude

 

Tone Def

 

Game Boy

 

Random Kids

 

Too Much Caffeine Girl

 

Slacker Kid

 

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Depressed Girl:

 

HI, IíM ASHLEYCOURTNEYMEGAN AND IíM SO DEPRESSED

 

I CANíT DO MY HOMEWORK CAUSE IíM SO DEPRESSED

 

I HATE MY PARENTS

 

I HATE MYSELF

 

LAST NIGHT I ATE MY HAIR FOR DINNER

 

I HATE MY TEACHERS

 

I HATE THE KID THEY WORKS AT THE 7 11 FOR CARDING ME EVERYTIME I BUY A PACK OF SMOKES

 

DID I TELL YOU IíM DEPRESSED?

 

I BROKE UP WIH MY BF LAST NIGHT

 

HE BROKE UP WITH ME BY TEXT MESSAGE

 

I MADE A WHOLE MY WASTE PAGE FOR HIS STUPID BAND AND NOW HE DUMPS ME! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

 

WHAT ABOUT ME? IíM SPECIAL?

 

 

 

 

 

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BF and GF :

 

LIKE UH Ö.

 

IíM JARED

 

IíM ASHANTAY

 

ASDHLEYCOURTNEYMEGAN IS A BEEEE-OTCH!

 

SHE DIDNíT EVEN HAVE A CAMERA PHONE, THATíS SO 2004.

 

I LOVE ASHANTAY NOW, SHE GIVES GOOD BLOG. MY EX DIDNíT GIVE GOOD BLOG.

 

MY BAND RAWKS! WEíRE CALLED TOXIC WASTE DUMP AND WEíVE GOTTA CD COMING OUT NEXT MONTH! Yeeeaaaahhh!

 

JARED IS SOOOOO KEEEEEWL, THATíS SPELLED K Ė E --- W --- L

 

 

(TOGETHER) LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

 

WEíRE SPECIAL!!OUR MOMMIES AND DADDIES TOLD US WE WERE! (stick thumbs in mouths)

 

(to each other) I HATE YOU!

 

MY PLAYSTATION 2

 

MY UGGS

 

NOOOOOO-WAH!

 

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Too Much Caffeine Girl:

 

LIKE UHÖ.

 

IíM WRITING A PAPER ON PET STORE MULTICULTURALISM,

 

IíM DOING MY NAILS

 

IíM EATING

 

SORRY, BUT I CANíT PAY ATTENTION THAT LONG

 

IíM DRINKING

 

IíM GOING NUTS

 

NOOOOOOO-WAH!

 

MY HAIR USED TO STAND UP BUT NOW IT WONíT BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING

 

IíM TEXT MESSENGING MY BF

 

WHEREíS MY GODDAMNED HEADPHONES FOR MY IPOD?

 

WHEREíS MY GODDAMNED CELL PHONE?

 

MY MIND IS GOING IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND I CANíT STOP AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

I NEED MY LIFE TO BE FAST, EASY, AND FUN, THATíS IT

 

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Tone Def:

 

YO YO YO!

 

MY GIRLFRIENí IS A BEEEE-OTCH

 

THIS IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY GOOD

 

IT HAS POP LOCK PUMP AND BEAT

 

BRING IT ON, YO

 

WHEREíS MY JAWN AT?

 

YO YO YO, SANTA CLAUS SAYS HO, HO HO (points to a girl standing next to him)

 

YOU GOT MY JAWN?

 

WASSUP YO

 

MY NAME IS TONE DEF AND IíM HERE TO SAY, I AM THE TOP BANANA IN THE USA Ö UH HUH UH HUH

 

 

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Stoner Dude:

 

 

LIKE UH Ö.

 

 

DUDE, WHATíS WRONG WITH LIVIN IN YOUR PARENTSD BASEMENT UNTIL YOUR THIRTY?

 

ITíS FOUR TWENTY, DUDE

 

I CANíT BE EXPECTED TO DO MY OWN LAUNDRY, DUDE

 

IíVE BEEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES SO LONG MY HANDS ARE LIKE PARALYZED, DUDE

 

IíM WORKINí AT BLOCKBUSTER, DUDE

 

DUDE, I CANíT EVEN HOLD A CAN OF ROCKSTAR

 

DUUUUUUDE!

 

DUDE?

 

WHOA, THATíS AWWWWWESOME, DUDE

 

DEFINITELY MY SKATEBOARD OR MY SNOWBOARD

 

 

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Random Kids:

 

MY RING TONE RAAAAAWKS

 

MY NEW CELL PHONE IS SO KEWL, IT CAN Ö UH Ö.(thinks but canít come up with anything)WELL, ITíS JUST REALLY KEWL!

 

WHAT WOULD I MISS MOST IF I DIED FROM GLOBAL WARMING? AHHH MY CELL PHONE OR MY IPOD

 

 

 

ROFL ROFL ROFL!

 

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!

 

UM Ö AH

 

LIKE Ö UH

 

NOOOO-WAH!

 

 

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Sponge Bob Lip Synchers

 

 

Hey all you goobers, It's time to say HOWDY,
To your favorite undersea peanut, GOOFY GOOBER

YAH!
bup bup bup
bupbup
bup bup
YAH!
(repeats as background)

Alright folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world,
Patrick and this big peanut guy!
It's a little ditty called
GOOFY GOOBER

Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

hahaha
DJ! Time for the test
No baby can resist singin along to this!

SpongeBob! It's the goofy goober theme song!
I know

Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

and here's your triple goober berry sunrise sir
OOOO
Oh, a triple goober berry huh? I guess I could use one of those
there yah go
*gobble gobble*
*burp*
Boy Pat, that hit the spot, I'm feelin' better already
Yeah
WATIER, Lets get another round over here

Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah

Oo oo oo!