GEN WHY?
CHARACTERS
Depressed Girl
BF and GF
The Sponge Lip Synchers
Stoner Dude
Tone Def
Game Boy
Random Kids
Too Much Caffeine Girl
Slacker Kid
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Depressed Girl:
HI, I’M ASHLEYCOURTNEYMEGAN AND I’M SO DEPRESSED
I CAN’T DO MY HOMEWORK CAUSE I’M SO DEPRESSED
I HATE MY PARENTS
I HATE MYSELF
LAST NIGHT I ATE MY HAIR FOR DINNER
I HATE MY TEACHERS
I HATE THE KID THEY WORKS AT THE 7 11 FOR CARDING ME EVERYTIME I BUY A PACK OF SMOKES
DID I TELL YOU I’M DEPRESSED?
I BROKE UP WIH MY BF LAST NIGHT
HE BROKE UP WITH ME BY TEXT MESSAGE
I MADE A WHOLE MY WASTE PAGE FOR HIS STUPID BAND AND NOW HE DUMPS ME! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
WHAT ABOUT ME? I’M SPECIAL?
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BF and GF :
LIKE UH ….
I’M JARED
I’M ASHANTAY
ASDHLEYCOURTNEYMEGAN IS A BEEEE-OTCH!
SHE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CAMERA PHONE, THAT’S SO 2004.
I LOVE ASHANTAY NOW, SHE GIVES GOOD BLOG. MY EX DIDN’T GIVE GOOD BLOG.
MY BAND RAWKS! WE’RE CALLED TOXIC WASTE DUMP AND WE’VE GOTTA CD COMING OUT NEXT MONTH! Yeeeaaaahhh!
JARED IS SOOOOO KEEEEEWL, THAT’S SPELLED K – E --- W --- L
(TOGETHER) LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
WE’RE SPECIAL!! OUR MOMMIES AND DADDIES TOLD US WE WERE! (stick thumbs in mouths)
(to each other) I HATE YOU!
MY PLAYSTATION 2
MY UGGS
NOOOOOO-WAH!
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Too Much Caffeine Girl:
LIKE UH….
I’M WRITING A PAPER ON PET STORE MULTICULTURALISM,
I’M DOING MY NAILS
I’M EATING
SORRY, BUT I CAN’T PAY ATTENTION THAT LONG
I’M DRINKING
I’M GOING NUTS
NOOOOOOO-WAH!
MY HAIR USED TO STAND UP BUT NOW IT WON’T BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
I’M TEXT MESSENGING MY BF
WHERE’S MY GODDAMNED HEADPHONES FOR MY IPOD?
WHERE’S MY GODDAMNED CELL PHONE?
MY MIND IS GOING IN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND I CAN’T STOP AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I NEED MY LIFE TO BE FAST, EASY, AND FUN, THAT’S IT
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Tone Def:
YO YO YO!
MY GIRLFRIEN’ IS A BEEEE-OTCH
THIS IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY GOOD
IT HAS POP LOCK PUMP AND BEAT
BRING IT ON, YO
WHERE’S MY JAWN AT?
YO YO YO, SANTA CLAUS SAYS HO, HO HO (points to a girl standing next to him)
YOU GOT MY JAWN?
WASSUP YO
MY NAME IS TONE
DEF AND I’M HERE TO SAY, I AM THE TOP BANANA IN THE
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Stoner Dude:
LIKE UH ….
DUDE, WHAT’S WRONG WITH LIVIN IN YOUR PARENTSD BASEMENT UNTIL YOUR THIRTY?
IT’S
I CAN’T BE EXPECTED TO DO MY OWN LAUNDRY, DUDE
I’VE BEEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES SO LONG MY HANDS ARE LIKE PARALYZED, DUDE
I’M WORKIN’ AT BLOCKBUSTER, DUDE
DUDE, I CAN’T EVEN HOLD A CAN OF ROCKSTAR
DUUUUUUDE!
DUDE?
WHOA, THAT’S AWWWWWESOME, DUDE
DEFINITELY MY SKATEBOARD OR MY SNOWBOARD
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Random Kids:
MY RING TONE RAAAAAWKS
MY NEW CELL PHONE IS SO KEWL, IT CAN … UH ….(thinks but can’t come up with anything) WELL, IT’S JUST REALLY KEWL!
WHAT WOULD I MISS MOST IF I DIED FROM GLOBAL WARMING? AHHH MY CELL PHONE OR MY IPOD
ROFL ROFL ROFL!
LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
UM … AH
LIKE … UH
NOOOO-WAH!
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Sponge Bob Lip Synchers
Hey all you goobers, It's time to say HOWDY,
To your favorite undersea peanut, GOOFY GOOBER
YAH!
bup bup
bup
bupbup
bup bup
YAH!
(repeats as background)
Alright folks, this one goes out to my two bestest
friends in the whole world,
Patrick and this big peanut guy!
It's a little ditty called
GOOFY GOOBER
Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
hahaha
DJ! Time for the test
No baby can resist singin along to this!
SpongeBob! It's the goofy goober theme song!
I know
Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
and here's your triple goober berry sunrise sir
OOOO
Oh, a triple goober berry huh? I guess I could use one of those
there yah go
*gobble gobble*
*burp*
Boy Pat, that hit the spot, I'm feelin' better
already
Yeah
WATIER, Lets get another round over here
Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
I'm a goofy goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober
yeah
Oo oo oo!